Deadly Vegetables

I'm come to the conclusion that a raw food diet consists mainly of salad and nuts. There's the occasional snack bar, a raw food cookie, etc. but in general its just two things: salads...and nuts.

This is not something to scoff at per-say, but it does leave one with few options. 'Shall I try spinach, or kale today?' 'Apple or Orange?' You can't eat everything, but you can eat as much of fruit and vegetables as you like, or can. I'm craving a bigger meal, which is why I made this...

This is my hearty meal:

1 apple

3 celery

2 grated carrots

Huge dollop of Hommous

1/2 grated zuchinni

All in all, a delicious and hearty snack. However, the mandolin blade used to cut the vegetable resulted in this...

So there has been a second conclusion made and it is this: Vegetables are conniving, and regardless of their impediments will do anything in their appendage-less means to destroy you.

Oh and raw food makes you go to the bathroom waaaay too much.

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